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Organizations on Pop Planet
Pop Planet is no stranger to organized crime...or organized anything, really. Here’s a list of all of Pop Planet’s known major organizations!
P.E.N.I.S.
Short for the People and Entities for Negotiating Ill Sustenances. Originally formed shortly after the monopolization of the Soda Stream Supreme of ‘69 as a hurried means to test the potential health hazards of sudden carbonization, P.E.N.I.S. quickly grew to encompass all things related to public health, replacing the old system held in the Pre-Carbonation Era. Despite the saucy name, P.E.N.I.S. officials are kind of tired of hearing hot dog jokes.
D.I.C.K.
Beginning in the Post-Carbonation Era when P.E.N.I.S. was established and took over every hospital and clinic in the world, doctors and other practitioners of medicine formed D.I.C.K. as a response to protest once they were left jobless. Their efforts were futile, although D.I.C.K. still exists today–not with much more success, though. With many of its members also pushing for a return to multiple distinct governments for each nation, the name is short for Doctors Initiating a Country of Kindness.
The Constructed
Rumored to be minions of Pop Planet’s enigmatic entity known as The Constructor, The Constructed are just really, really devout followers of this controversial god.
The Feline Killers
Led by Peep, the Feline Killers have one mission: to kill Punch. They have taken up to hiding in Punch’s walls in an effort to observe their target in his most vulnerable state and determine the perfect plan for honing in on the kill. Why go this far? Punch has a thing where he sleepwalks at night, except instead of sleepwalking it’s sleep-prowling-the-streets-at-night-and-KOing-every-mouse-and-rat-in-sight. Punch has no idea that this has caused an outrage amongst the mice in Pop City, nor that he’s got gangs of mice and rats scheming his demise.
The Real New York Italian Club
Led by Big Fatso the Ratso, the Real New York Italian Club is actually a fake New York Italian club! Ol’ Fatso once stumbled upon an old Earthling B-movie revolving around the story of a New York Italian human and decided to make his entire personality about this shitty film. Ol’ Fatso and his gang members aren’t New York or Italian. Or even from Earth at all. They were born en masse in a sewage pipe in the Pop City underground.
Fatso formed his gang for two purposes: 1) to assert his very real New York Italian-ness and 2) to avenge his rat-brothers who have fallen prey to Punch’s murderous claws. Sound familiar? That’s because Fatso actually was the first to form an anti-Punch gang, just hours before Peep one-upped him and made an even bigger and better anti-Punch gang! As a result of this and Fatso’s theater kid-esque pettiness, the Feline Killers and the Real New York Italians are in a never-ending feud that involves devious and comical little pranks pulled on the opposing gang in an eternal battle to one-up the other. What neither gang realizes is that this completely distracts them from actually doing anything about Punch.
The P.E.N.I.S. Munchers Club
The P.E.N.I.S. Munchers club came about when its founder, Richard Meatmunch, accidentally broke and entered into the P.E.N.I.S. headquarters when he mistook the building for his apartment complex. Read more on the P.E.N.I.S. Munchers club in this page.