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D.I.C.K.
Beginning in the Post-Carbonation Era when was established and took over every hospital and clinic in the world, doctors and other practitioners of medicine formed D.I.C.K. as a response to protest once they were left jobless. Their efforts were futile, although D.I.C.K. still exists today–not with much more success, though. With many of its members also pushing for a return to multiple distinct governments for each nation, the name is short for Doctors Initiating a Country of Kindness.
History
As part of the Post-Carbonation World Order, P.E.N.I.S. headquarters were stationed throughout all three countries, with the main P.E.N.I.S. building set right within government headquarters in its capital city.
P.E.N.I.S. also consumed every hospital, clinic, and what have you in each country, so if you were once a doctor who ran your own clinic, just kidding! All the money now goes to the worldwide government.
Doctors usually went to just go work for P.E.N.I.S. instead, retired, or attempted to boycott P.E.N.I.S. to no avail. A worldwide doctor protest rippled across A Planet–also to no avail, since a couple angry guys wasn’t enough to rip apart the entire country’s government. This was where D.I.C.K. was formed–short for Doctors Initiating a Country of Kindness, many in the organization also pushed for returning the countries to their own distinct governments. It wasn’t very effective, however–P.E.N.I.S. crushed D.I.C.K. massively.