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The P.E.N.I.S. Munchers Club

The P.E.N.I.S. Munchers club came about when its founder, Richard Meatmunch, accidentally broke and entered into the P.E.N.I.S. headquarters when he mistook the building for his apartment complex. When he was caught, he was given a little slap on the wrist and sent back home. Richard Meatmunch had just recently been fired from his job and now had a lot of free time, so after he made his way to his actual apartment and sat down on the singular piece of furniture that he owned in his apartment, he thought of a genius way to spend his new abundance of free time.

Gathering his other unemployed friends who shared the same couch with him in his apartment, Richard Meatmunch formed the P.E.N.I.S. Munchers Club, whose only goal was to commit as many health hazards as possible and see what it took for P.E.N.I.S. to actually care. 

In an interview held on Interviewer’s FizzTube channel, Richard Meatmunch stated, “Yeah, so far we’ve gone up to arson, and nothing’s really happened. I think our top priority goal at the moment is to get up to making a new deadly virus and spreading it, but first we have to figure out how to, like, do that. I’m trying to get one of my members executed.”

Richard Meatmunch didn’t specify which member of the P.E.N.I.S. Munchers Club that he wanted gone, but Interviewer predicts it’s probably one of his roommates that isn’t paying rent.