HE’S GOT YOUR TONGUE...AND YOUR HEART

Meet Punch, the biggest hater

    
A reclusive gamer cat who streams video games all day to pay rent, then goes out and massacres mice and rats in the streets at night because “it saves on groceries.”

Punch is the self-proclaimed “world’s #1 hater” and is the proud owner of the Grudge List, which is a very long series of stapled-together receipt papers that Punch has written the names of all his worst enemies on. Peep, Enya, and Gun make the list, and so does Punch’s landlord, Ms. Landlord. Punch has gone approximately 48 days without paying his rent. What’s Ms. Landlord gonna do? Evict him?

Punch’s favorite soda flavor is
“ Knuckle Sandwich to the Heart”

PUNCH’S STATSAge: 19 (that’s in human years!)
Race: Cat
Family: Punch has 12 siblings: Bunch, Brunch, Clunch, Crunch, Glunch, Hunch, Lunch, Munch, Runch, Scrunch, Trunch, and Unch. He also has a mom and dad, named Mom and Dad.
Friends: Cool guys don’t have friends...according to Punch. He may or may not be fond of a few people.
Enemies: Everyone

Punch’s Facts

For a cat, it’s a surprise he isn’t dead yet. Somehow, however, he has all the youth and energy of an Earthling teen who isn’t quite yet legally allowed to drink in the US.

Punch is secretly plotting Peep’s murder. Why? He wants to eat him! Punch has been spending quite a bit of time pretending to be Peep’s friend so that he can get close enough for the kill, but what he doesn’t know is that Peep is doing the exact same thing. Why does Peep want to kill Punch? Who knows...

Punch averages one million viewers per stream on the regular. He’s FizzTube’s most popular streamer...and yet he still pays rent at Fizzy Apartments. It’s not easy being Punch.

Punch has always had anger issues, ever since he was a kitten. The runt of the litter, Punch was big on angry crying, which he’d always do whenever any of his 12 siblings would tease him for being the wimpy one. On his birthday, he left his family’s house (read: a big ole cardboard box next to a dumpster) in search of accomplishing something, anything, to prove his mean siblings wrong. Before ultimately moving to Fizzy Apartments, Punch settled into a new house (read: a slightly smaller cardboard box next to a different dumpster across the street) and began his new life of self-made independence. He started getting into fights with the local raccoons, and after a bit of practice, he learned that Punch can throw a hell of a punch. That’s where his name comes from, after all!