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The Constructor
My Research so Far
The Different Stories of The Constructor
Conclusion
“IT’S GOOD...IT’S BAD...IT’S UGLY...THAT’S NOSTALGIA!”

The Constructor


Who the hell is The Constructor? Or...what is it? No one really knows. I’m still trying to figure out what this “Constructor” is, what it’s got to do with soda, and why there’s a massive cult called “The Constructed” in Pop City that peddles propaganda surrounding this enigma. 

My Research so Far

So far, I’ve only been able to garner glimpses of what The Constructor could be by asking around Pop City and seeing what people had to say. Except everyone’s got a different idea of what The Constructor really is.

The Different Stories of The Constructor
Sights and stories of The Constructor vary depending on who you’re talking to. Some say The Constructor is not evil or greedy, but a neutral god much like the ancient Greek gods of Earth that only causes chaos for the hell of it–an easily bored god that views Pop Planet as its personal life sim playthrough. Others say that The Constructor is a benevolent, merciful god that we should all be thankful for simply steering a meteor to Pop Planet instead of completely obliterating it–because, after all, so many other gods just can’t resist total destruction! Others still believe in the existence of multiple Constructors, and some believe in none of it. 

It’s been studied that The Constructor birthed Pop Planet and the Supreme Carbonator that led to the creation of the Cartoon Effect as we know it today. Aside from this tidbit of history, The Constructor remains an enigma.

Conclusion
In conclusion, I do not know.

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