SHE’S THE ONE YOU COULD NEVER BE

Meet Miss H.E.R., Pop City’s Star

It’s capital H.E.R. and don’t you forget it! Miss H.E.R. is Pop City’s next upcoming local mega superstar pop icon extraordinaire, and isn’t she lucky to have the world kiss her big patent pink boots!

There’s something hiding behind her heart-shaped bangs...what could it be? Eyes? Tears? Who knows! Miss H.E.R. has a secret or two that she’s hiding from her devoted fans.

Miss H.E.R.’s favorite soda flavor is
“Rockstar Candy”

MISS H.E.R.’S STATS
Age: 24
Race: Pop Planeteer
Family: Her fans are her family :)
Friends: Blair, Enya, Miss Space Cadet
Enemies: Miss Space Cadet’s fans   

Miss H.E.R.’s Facts

Miss H.E.R. and Blair watch a lot of Earthling music videos together in their free time. She’s a huge fan of Britney Spears.

Where’s Miss H.E.R.’s eyes?! No one knows! Not even herself. It’s a mystery that she’s able to see at all. Surely there’s an eye hidden there somewhere, right?

In year 255, a fan of Miss Space Cadet attempted to sue Miss H.E.R. over plagiarism on the grounds that “they both have the same first name! And they’re both musicians, too?! She wants to be Miss Sace Cadet so bad!” Nothing came out of the lawsuit, though, because it was so baseless that it couldn’t even come into fruition.

Miss H.E.R. just recently popped up on the scene, and she’s looking to make it big as Pop City’s latest and greatest pop star. Some fans have taken to calling her “the newer, younger, and hotter Miss Space Cadet,” which, as you can guess, did not make the fanbase of Miss Space Cadet happy. Despite Miss H.E.R.’s and Miss Space Cadet’s attempts to make peace, a fan posing as Miss Space Cadet took to FizzTube to post a forty-minute long video in an attempt to smear Miss H.E.R.’s name, titled “You may be H.E.R. but you could never be me.” The video garnered over twenty million hits, and even after the air was cleared that it was just a fan who had posted the video, the two stars have been pitted against each other by their fanbases. Miss H.E.R. and Miss Space Cadet don’t want any part in it, though.