CREATURE? I HARDLY KNOW HER

Meet Creature, God’s first test subject

Born and raised in the middle of nowhere, Creature has set fire to one too many barns to be allowed to roam free. He’s been sentenced to sit around in his lonely bedroom, forever staring at the ceiling above his bed. His only hobby is sleeping, but he also cannot sleep. 

The thing is, whenever Creature falls asleep, he wakes up either on the other side of the planet or in prison for another accidental crime. As Pop Planet’s most beloved yet most feared sleepwalker, Creature has finally been let out to taste the freedom of fresh air under the condition that he doesn’t set another house on fire. Creature can’t guarantee anything, but the most he can do is just not sleep. So he kinda just looks like this now.

Creature’s favorite soda flavor is

“Bottled Melatonin”   

CREATURE’S STATSAge: We don’t know
Race: Pop Planeteer?
Family: Nobody
Friends: Blair, Enya, Miss Space Cadet
Enemies: Sleep

Creature’s Facts

Creature has just been released from house arrest! Yay!

Creature once accidentally caused a wildfire when he slept without the curtains closed. He woke up in the morning with a concentrated beam of sunlight from the window aimed right at his bald, shiny head. The beam reflected right onto a mile-long forest and set fire to every tree in the vicinity. 

Arson: 12 counts
Theft: 4 counts
Murder: 0.5 counts (the person was already half dead, so he got away with it)
Battery: 8 counts
Grand theft auto: 2 counts
Theft of the crown jewels: 1 count (he woke up on Earth by accident)
Farm: ∞