SHE’S ALL THAT...HE’S JUST A HAT.

Meet Blair...and also B!tch

The sole owner and bartender of every regular joe’s and sugar addict’s favorite bar to get their zoinks in, the Soda Fountain, Blair can often be found dozing behind the bar counter before opening hours. A self-proclaimed alchemist and curator of experimental alcoholic potions, Blair does her best to live up to her witch reputation, even when in reality she’s just goth.

So who is this “B!tch?” That’s what her hat is named! While it looks like a silly goofy hat, it’s actually a mean silly goofy hat. Always stuck on Blair’s head, B!tch can’t stop stealing all of Blair’s tips and shitting straight onto the floor. No one, not even Blair herself, truly knows where B!tch came from or why he’s like that. He just sits there.

Blair’s favorite soda flavor is
“ Hibiscus Blood Orange, Extra Bloody”   

BLAIR’S STATSAge: 24
Race: Pop Planeteer
Family: B!tch (he’s more like a parasite)
Friends: Punch, Creature, Miss Space Cadet, Miss H.E.R.
Enemies: B!tch

Blair’s Facts

Blair once watched “The Blair Witch Project” as an imported movie from Earth. She didn’t like it. They didn’t even give her any screen time.

Some Pop Planeteers have accused Blair of being the one who cursed Gun, but immediately retracted their accusation once they remembered that Blair doesn’t hold the power to actually curse anyone, she’s just goth. No one knows who really cursed Gun, not even Gun himself.

Ever the fan of Earthling culture, Blair has a wealth of knowledge related to the Salem witch trials. She hoped to one day own a cat named Salem, but that witch Sabrina got to it first.

It isn’t well-known how Blair and B!tch came into each other’s lives. The story usually goes that they were born as twins, except one of the twins was a regular Pop Planeteer and the other one came out as a sentient hat. The story varies depending on who you ask. Even Blair isn’t sure how she wound up with this money-sucking hat on her head. She just remembers waking up one day and feeling something very heavy sitting on her head, and then she went to the bathroom mirror and saw that B!tch was just sitting there on the top of her head. And they just live together now.